Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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