Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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