I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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