Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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