i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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