But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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