I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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