I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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