Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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