No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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