Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
My cat gives me a boner
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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