I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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