I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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