CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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