All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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