Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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