the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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