just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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