i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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