How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Randomize
