if you like me you must not know who I am
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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