Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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