no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's blow job season.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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