I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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