they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
