Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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