He is an equal opportunity slut.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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