so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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