He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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