I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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