Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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