ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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