Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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