i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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