somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
