i already hear my dad disowning me
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Dick very happy bro
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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