ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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