I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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