literally had 100 drinks last night.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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