You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
