Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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