I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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