I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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