Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
