I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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