they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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