too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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