Your dad touched me again.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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