What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
Randomize
