Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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