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(347): View more from New York

Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one

(347): View more from New York

Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...

(802): View more from Vermont

do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.

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(518): View more from New York

i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again

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(865): View more from Tennessee

My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in

(1-865): View more from Tennessee

Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless

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