I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
