What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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