On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Buhtt sex?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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