i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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