Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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