i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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