Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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